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Think back to the season where it all started and jot down your favorite lines and funny quotes from Castle.
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Castle: (to Alexis) When I was your age I... wait. I can't tell that story. It's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don't you want wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Alexis Castle
Castle episode: 101: Flowers for Your Grave

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Castle: (to Kate about marriage) You'd be good at it. You're both controlling and disapproving. You should really try it.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Kate Beckett
Castle episode: 102: Nanny McDead

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Castle: Three men huddled around a computer. There'd better not be porn, and if there is, I want in.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to:
Castle episode: 102: Nanny McDead

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Castle: Did you know in the original Greek, 'tragedy' literally means 'goat song'? I know, doesn't make any sense to me either, but whatever that first story was, I can't help but think, bad things must have happened to that goat…
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to:
Castle episode: 103: Hedge Fund Homeboys

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Castle: Reading the paper? You are going to lose all of your wired teen hyper texting nano gizmo street cred.
Alexis: I'm a rebel. I like it old school.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Alexis Castle
Castle episode: 104: Hell Hath No Fury

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Castle: Oh my god. This is quite possibly the worst coffee I've ever tasted. It's actually kind of fascinating. It tastes like a... (pauses to sip the coffee) it tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid. Try some?
Said by:Richard Castle
Said to:
Castle episode: 104: Hell Hath No Fury

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Kate: 6 months.
Richard: 6 months….what?
K: We dated for 6 months.
R: I didn’t ask.
K: Yeah, I know, you were not asking very loudly
R: I know, Im like a Jedi like that
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Kate Beckett
Castle episode: 109: Little Girl Lost

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Kate (about Nikki Heat): She’s naked!
Richard: She’s not naked, she’s holding a gun strategically.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Kate Beckett
Castle episode: 109: Little Girl Lost

Castle quote
M: Freud was an addict but that didn’t stop him from helping people.
R: Sadly, faced with his monther’s twisted, yet unimpeachable logic, Richard Castle’s head exploded.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Martha Rodgers
Castle episode: 109: Little Girl Lost

Castle quote
I can’t believe my little girl is going to Prom. My only comfort now is the long standing tradition of torturing the boyfriend.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Kate Beckett
Castle episode: 110: A Death in the Family

Castle quote
FP: A stabbing, Rick? Isn’t that a little pedestrian for you? When you call me its usually to ask what happens when you put a head in a microwave.

Richard: Well, this one is a little less made up.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Forensic Pathologist
Castle episode: 110: A Death in the Family

Castle quote
Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me. (Pulls a key from his wallet, then drops it out of reach.) Oh.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: -
Castle episode: 101: Flowers for Your Grave

Castle quote
So, have you come up with a name for your parenting project baby egg? Ah, let me guess... Zac Eggfron.
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to:
Castle episode: 206: Vampire Weekend

Castle quote
"(Castle) And have her wear something sexy
(looks at beckett) No reason we cant enjoy this interview"
Said by: Richard Castle
Said to: Kate Beckett
Castle episode: 209: Love Me Dead


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